Wednesday, 6 February 2013

Hazard

Flash up the warning lights.
Switch on parental controls.
The following programme contains:
Violence
Racisim
Bad Language
Homophobia
Sexism

Take caution,
Contents are hazardous,
And not suitable for children.

May contain small parts,
Compensated by money,
And fast cars.

If consumed,
See a doctor immediately.

© James Bessant

Hazard may face longer ban

Biography: James lives in London, and has been writing stories and poems for some years. His blog can be found at www.jamesbessant.blogspot.co.uk

2 comments:

  1. I like this. Pointed comment made with humour.

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  2. Thanks, sometimes the ridiculous can only be tempered with humour :)

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