Saturday, 30 July 2011

Soldiers of Fortune

Come join us, for we love you; you are many.
No other party offers rates like this.
Come join us; let us help you spend a penny.
You have our word we will not take the piss.

We are no longer Halliburton's poodles;
We're not the ones who sent you to Iraq.
Come join us in your regiments and oodles -
We need your help to get our numbers back.

Come join us, for the Tories do not love you.
They're not your friends as they have oft been billed.
Come join us; we're your equals, not above you.
We want your wisdom, if you've not been killed.

© Philip Challinor

Labour party to offer military veterans membership for 1p
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Philip blogs at 'The Curmudgeon' - He insists, "You'll come for the curses. You'll stay for the mudgeonry." Philip is the author of a number of books.

2 comments:

  1. The politics of politics are so dirty.

    Pay us a penny and you will somehow become important to us.

    I dispair.

    Anna :o]

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  2. The politics of politics has probably always been dirty, but I doubt that the quality of the dirt has always been this low.

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